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Bahasa Malaysia vs Bahasa Indonesia

by on July 14, 2009

From: “Djohan”

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (…Oh please…!!)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (Kalo Laut hentak2 aer kali ya..??)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : ‘Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
MALAYSIA : ‘Pasukaaan cerai berai !!

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (bagaimana coba ?)

INDONESIA : Rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA : Hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih…)

INDONESIA : Belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (kalo breakdance apaan?)

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuu marie)

INDONESIA : Gratis bicara 30 menit
MALAYSIA : Percuma berbual 30 minit

INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling ( ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditunggu)

INDONESIA : Joystick
MALAYSIA : Batang senang (maksud loe..??)

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
(kalo gitu, tidur malem “gelap tengkurep” donk)

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (suntik kale..???)

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : Ketibaan (untung bukan ketiban)

INDONESIA : Rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : Gubuk gila

INDONESIA : Dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter gila (lu gilaaaaaaaaaaa)

INDONESIA : Hantu pocong
MALAYSIA : Hantu Bungkus (pesen atu donk bang…!! hehehehe)

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One Comment
  1. Mr black permalink

    Wakakaakakaka…..bhs yg ancur banget nih….

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