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THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

by on August 15, 2009

A hippie gets on a bus and  spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
her, and asks her: “Can we  have sex?”

“No,” she replies, “I’m married to God.” She  stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus  driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:     “I  can tell you how to get to have sex with her!”

“Yeah?”,  says the hippie.

“Yeah!”, say the bus driver. “She goes to  the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to  do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder  stuff in your
beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.”

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the  cemetery dressed
as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

“I am God,” he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low  about
his face.   “Have  sex with me.”

The nun agrees without question, but begs  him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her  virginity.

‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way  with her. As he finishes,
he jumps up and throws back his hood with a  flourish.

“Ha-ha,” he cries. “I’m the hippie!”

“Ha-ha,” cries the nun. “I’m the bus driver!

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