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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

by on September 15, 2009

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and…..
Question : “What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?” Answer: ” Tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: “white”
Question: “Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: “With milk ”
Question: “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk”
Answer: “With cow’s milk please.
Question: ” Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: ” Um, I’ll just take it black. ”
Question: ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer: “With sugar”
Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar ”
Question:” White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? ”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer: “I think I’ll just die of thirsty %^%(^*&%^#&^%*

By: Djohan

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