Mother knows the Best
A young man excitedly tells his mother that he’s fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says: “Just for fun, ma, I’m going to bring over three women, and then you guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch, and they chat for a while.
He then says: “Okay, ma, guess which one I’m going to marry?”
She immediately replies: “The red-head in the middle.”
Stunned, the young man asks: “That’s amazing, ma! You’re right! How did you know?”
She replies: “I don’t like her.”